Thursday, 23 August 2007

The Time Cat Trilogy Concludes!

Time Cat’s bad side – Bad Cat – has taken over, and is now causing havoc throughout all history and all space. He plans his attacks from a tastefully converted textiles mill, which is armed with a Galactic Laser capable of destroying a whole spiral galaxy in one shot.



Only Mind Dog, left to his own devices, can stop him and rescue Time Cat’s psyche from the depths of Bad Cat’s mind.

Mind Dog’s mind has been transferred to a new body, that of a pug dog with all four legs intact. This happened because Mind Dog was performing a particularly strenuous telekinetic feat and his mind became so full of power that it blew up and flew out of his head. In his new body, can Mind Dog enlist the help of his and Time Cat’s natural enemies, the Robo-Chimps, Killer Clouds, Killer Laptops, Time Bat, and Killer Baked Potatoes, in saving Time Cat and restoring history to its proper state?

All this is happening after Time Cat (2007 AD) but before Time Cat III – The Battle Within (8 billion trillion AD). At the end of Time Cat II – Bad Cat (half a million AD), we see Mind Dog’s pug dog body utterly destroyed, and his mind sent hurtling through time. It ends up landing in Mind Dog’s three-legged dachshund body, in the past, before the events of Time Cat, so we see the genesis of Mind Dog explained (1999 AD).

ALMOST DEFINITELY COMING SOON

3 comments:

Ben Daluz said...

This is exactly the kind of excretant drivel I would expect from a mind like yours. Congratulations

Ben Daluz said...

This is exactly the kind of excretant drivel I would expect from a mind like yours. Congratulations

Ben Daluz said...

This is exactly the kind of excretant drivel I would expect from a mind like yours. Congratulations