Time Bat

On his adventures, Time Cat encounters many powerful enemies. But none is as tedious as ...

A fruit bat with time-travelling abilities, this pesky little Megachiropteran turd doesn't use its unique gifts for good. Instead, whenever it finds some overripe or rotting fruit, this selfish and repugnant flying bag of shit shoots it with time rays from its eyes, which makes the fruit go back in time, to a point when it is ripe and edible.

Time Bat's obsessive love for fruits of all kinds leads him to squander his chrono-manipulative powers on making apples and kumquats all nice and juicy. This goes against just about every rule in the Time Handbook, and this pisses Time Cat off.

Their battle to observe the basic guidelines of chrono-ethics rages across forty-six hundred billion years and four universes. It is a Time War the likes of which has never been seen before. It is a Time War to the ends of reality...

... And to the death.